Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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