You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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