So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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