is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Hello my rib-scented angel!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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