all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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