Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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