Can Purell be used as lube?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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