They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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