his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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