glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize