i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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