I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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