do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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