C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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