we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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