put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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