Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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