it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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