Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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