i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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