So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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