omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
