I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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