I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Boobs speak an international language.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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