I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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