i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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