Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
we should paint friendship bongs
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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