3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Me too!
My hand turned me down
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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