quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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