i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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