i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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