woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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