Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
