I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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