He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You're like the curious george of whores
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's shark week go big or go home
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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