he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Randomize
