Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My liver just had a heart attack.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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