Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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