What tipped you off? The sombrero?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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