Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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