: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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