Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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