Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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