last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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