No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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