I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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