Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We had to coat check the pizza.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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