The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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