When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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