so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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