Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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